Thursday, September 15, 2005

Mission Statement

We want to make a few things very clear. One - we are not a fashion round-up. We take fashion very seriously. We know fashion. We are fashion. You are not. You should consider yourselves lucky just to be permitted to look upon us. In other words, we don't care about your opinion. Two - we are not film reviewers. We take the art of film very seriously. We know film. We are film. You know nothing. You actually think "Forrest Gump" is a good movie, and deserved it's Oscars. You think Julia Roberts is the best actress of the past century. You are wrong. You know nothing. Read us and learn.

We are here to bring you our opinion. Only our opinion. Our spin on film, fashion, awards shows, theatre, television, literature . . . the important things in life.

Sometimes we use harsh language. Get the fuck over it, you ignorant cunt. If you don't like it, go to hell.

Thank you for reading us. We love you. We just don't like what you're wearing.